#...fcking. maybe idk

[ratsplendor]

Okay but like. On the topic of the hypotenuterus. Do you think fiddleford took notes while the triangle impregnation was occuring

SHDDJFJDJ ok like. I've never once considered this dynamic before. ford getting bill pregnant and Fidds being like . their cuck medical scribe?? he's like a biblical eunuch in this scenario?

ugh Ford better have him on a damn good workplace insurance plan is all I'm saying. one day you say yes to helping with some engineering shit, and then you blink and time goes by and suddenly you're a damn demon doula. bc your old college buddy couldn't quit jockeying that euclidoris. maaaaan what the hell

[vice-like]

i'm probably wrong abt this but the impression i get from this interaction is that hexorcists have at least one feeling that is mutual: they do not want to be alone together more than strictly necessary

[akkivee]

i’m very pleased to announce that i have once again won the hyprice lottery lol✌️

[alltheglowingeyess]

love the idea of naomi solace being a proclaimed atheist. like at first, she declares this when she's 19 and pregnant and facing the fact that she's alone. but then two years later she comes to terms with the fact that will's father might actually be a god and her son is partially divine but she also Does Not Give A Fuck because literally what has he done since then?? like until he shows up with years of child support and the will to actually be a father, she's just going to refuse to actually acknowledge any validity of that pantheon

[golmorehotgirl]

I always assumed Eren had a more lean body type pretty reminiscent of the in game m viera body but between his new shirt showing off his arms and this art …..idk guys….idk

[jessamine-rose]

So I finally found the time to read Chapter 5 + the Hades event of What in Hell is Bad? and AAHHH LEVIATHAN?!! God, his character is so interesting and I can’t wait to see more of him.

Idk I just find his personality and cold attitude towards MC quite refreshing. Not to mention that he has such a lovely voice and beautiful appearance…….aaahhh he’s so intriguing <3

AND LEVIATHAN’S H SCENE?? Let’s just say that my inner sadist was very happy with how it turned out. Honestly, we need more characters who are masochist + power bottom ψ(｀∇´)ψ

[hellishgayliath]

I hope you're not too down on your luck & that all things work out for you.

(not sure about you, but I am not really ne that likes to be hugged when feeling negative & wanted to be sure for you to! So head pats)

Thank you Moon head pats will do just nicely ;; <3

This whole week has just felt iffy and off to me, the latter half of today felt worse. Idk if its depression(cuz it sure has been a while since i felt that) or my trouble with sleeping or if I'm just dissociating again but i do feel like im having some sort of emotional disconnect with a lot of stuff lately. It's just been all so blehhhhh ＼(;´□｀)/

[aspenragus]

Kuramiyu A/B/O anyone?

(Specifically 御倉)

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Alpha!Miyuki who grows up learning not to depend on his secondary gender; mainly because it had coaches pity his stature/height, other teammates mock his lack of assertiveness and physical strength and teachers look the other way because 'that's just how alpha's are' during middle school. Growing to hate being seen as an alpha before a catcher and learning overtime to mask his presence. His scent, his instincts and that voice in the back of his mind. Taking medication to drive back or negate his heats completely.

Seidou is a better place but at that point he has these limits driven into his being and can't get himself to be comfortable enough around his new team. People think he's a beta or recessive alpha at best, and Miyuki planned to keep it that way.

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Omega!Kuramochi grows up learning not to take any shit from nobody. Mainly from his mother who's subject to criticism for being a divorced, single omega mother herself. He learns early in life that conforming to stereotypes does nothing but hinder him and instead fights against it every chance he gets. Takes wrestling/self defense classes and doesn't hestiate to use it on anyone, alphas, betas or other omegas. If they try to pick on him, he beats them up. The adults around him had complained about his attitude ('no alpha would want such a rowdy omega!') But he doesn't let their comments get to him, because to Kuramochi, anyone who couldn't handle his personality to begin with wasn't worth the effort anyway. He's strong willed, doesn't care much about the preception others have of him as long as his friends are safe and doesn't shy away from his nature.

Seidou mellows him out a little, less fighting and more improving his fielding. Trying his best to not lag behind Ryosuke and meet the expectations the team has for him.

💜💚

Miyuki bugs the hell out of Kuramochi. Mainly because he's an asshole who plays well to back up his jabs and Kuramochi doesn't have much to throw back without wrestling him to the ground. But also because he's an alpha, and seems to desperately try not to be. Kuramochi frankly doesn't get it. He can understand not throwing your scent all over the damn place. Not growling at the first instance of trouble. What he can't get is how subdued Miyuki tends to be at the first sign of trouble/tension. Instead of putting his foot down or using those instincts of his to be heard, Miyuki just stares in frustration, ungloved hand in a whitening fist until their senior decides he's had enough of the first year catcher and leaves. In a dorm full of teen boys, he smells like nothing. Safe for their bath soap and body spray. God it's downright freaky when he appears behind Kuramochi out of nowhere, no scent to warn him of the others presence until a too cold hand is jabbed into his nape and Kuramochi sees red.

But Kuramochi can't say anything. Because their not close and the longest conversation they'd held was more shit talking than anything else. If Miyuki wanted to live like that, who was he to interfere? Kuramochi had bigger things to worry about.

That is until they loose a match, just a few points shy from winning. Everyone else throws the blame on not having practiced enough. Not seizing any weaknesses they'd seen and earning back the points lost. Kuramochi know's better though. Knows they'd been doomed when their second year pitcher brushed off Miyuki at every timeout and was clearly not listening to his calls.

He doesn't say anything about. Not until they make it back and wash away the dirt and grime from a match lost. Not until they'd already eaten, which at that point he grabs Miyuki by the collar and drags him to the vending machines to give the stupid catcher a piece or his mind.

Except, something goes wrong. Kuramochi isn't sure when. Maybe somewhere between when Kuramochi calls him worthless for an alpha and Miyuki starts looking seconds away from ripping him a new one. But within seconds, he finds himself thrown against one of the machines, wrists held so tight it borders on painful and the scent of coffee ground and spice clouding all his senses. And in the midst if all this Miyuki looms close to him, eyes alight, jaw set and tenseness lining his form. It's the first time–Kuramochi realizes–he's been able to scent Miyuki, and it's overwhelming. Strong and potent as it surrounds him and demands attention.

"Should've done this in the first place dumbass–" is all he manages out before they crumble into one another, replacing glares and snipes with heated kisses and desperate touches. Miyuki takes like a man starved, holding Kuramochi tight to the point of bruising and giving him mere seconds to breathe before diving back for more. Kuramochi does his best to meet his pace, but its hard not to let Miyuki do as he wishes; mostly because it feels like a tidal wave. Held back for years and years before he decided to kick that dam down and face it. The sounds they make sound obscene to his ears, and if Kuramochi was any saner at the moment he'd feel embarrassed. Instead he plumets, his inner omega all too happy to hand out to what his teammates asks for.

It's a miracle no one catches them, so blatantly making out like animals by the vending machine right after dinner. And when Kuramochi gathers enough coherency, he pulls away (despite how disappointing it is to loose this addictive heat), muttering a quick 'not here' before dragging Miyuki by the arm towards the equipment shed.

[soonhoonsol]

on today's episode of 'chey is so incredibly stupid', we have me apparently throwing away the lil battery holder in my svt lightstick 7 years ago when I put it in storage

edit: my friend has an extra holder!! LIFESAVER

[bamgeut]

is yt-dlp being a bitch to anyone else

[milkloafy]

hello friends i’m only like 3 days into my family vacation out of 2 weeks and i already wanna go home 🥹🥹 pls save me

[akkivee]

screaming crying throwing up over hypmic cake in a jar where each character has a designated flavour lol so the flavours according to the site are:

🔴: strawberry, blueberry, lemon

🔵: chocolate shortcake, cheese cream, coffee

🟡: peach, purple sweet potato, chocolate

⚪️: pumpkin, orange, pistachio

🟠: melon, pudding, mont blanc

🟣: matcha, strawberry cream, rum raisin

[thisismyideaofhumor]

The DJ at my cousin’s wedding wins the award for funniest transition. "Party to the USA" was playing, but when it got to the part that goes "The Britney Song was on," the line repeated an extra five times or so as the song faded into "Hit Me Baby One More Time"

[chisungie]

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[radrobotz]

i think one of the weirder moments in middle school i had was when this guy who i guess was a distant cousin or something went up to me and was like "meet me after class and i will tell you one thing you were afraid of as a child" and i thought "oh cool i dont even remember what i was scared of as a kid i wonder what hes going to say and where he even got this information" and then after that class i just went to the next one because i completely forgot what he told me and he never said anything or ever brought it up again so i dont know what the fuck that was about or could have been

[wolfowls]

hm